Really important update!

Here are a few things I don't understand:

• "Professional" documents typed in Comic Sans. Really, what is that about? I never even understood why people in middle school made that their font on AOL Instant Messenger, so why would anyone ever trust a law firm or dentist's office that advertises with it? Oh, and don't get me started on Dan Gilbert of the Cavaliers. (Additionally, that article implies that it IS okay to use Comic Sans ironically, but please note: that is seriously not the case. It's only okay if you're using it in a blog, as a caption on a photo of Summer Roberts.)

• On a related note: NBA. I'm a sports fanatic, but NBA makes no sense to me. You know what does make sense to me? My boyfriend:

(See? NFL > NBA. Duh.)

• One shoe on the side of the road. You know what I'm talking about. You're walking or driving down the road and you see one shoe. Not a pair of shoes. Just one. And this is not a rare occurrence. On any given road, at any given time, you're basically guaranteed to find a shoe. Where is the other one? Did you decide to just throw one out of the window along with your empty McDonald's cup? Why is there a child's shoe in the gutter? Were they kidnapped? I'm sorry, there are just too many questions with regard to this.

That's really it. I want to talk about Jerry Jones and people who put beer on ice, but my battery life is limited, and I'm in a totally poppin' bar where I'm the only customer, so clearly I have a lot of things to attend to.
XOXO, Caroline. (Dammit, Gossip Girl!)