I decided that I needed to create a blog and become Internet-famous. I am now realizing that this dream will never work out. I don't know html. I pride myself on knowing that it stands for "hypertext markup language," because I love Jeopardy! and acronyms are important, but that is where my knowledge ends. I clearly did not think about this goal before setting it for myself.
Additionally, I don't think I'll gain much support. My friends are going to smash this dream into the ground before it gets a chance to take off. After a paragraph-long rant on Facebook chat about how blogging is headache-inducing and that I was probably going to cry about it, my very dear friend says, "Whoa. You're being pretty dramatic today." This is important, and clearly no one understands. I don't think I'll really cry about it, though.
(Yes, I will.)
Wish me luck.
*Edit: I did cry. Well, I cried Internet tears. Bullet-proof, 24 karat gold Internet tears of a rapper. The conversation with the above mentioned friend continued as follows:
Me: waaaah. (that was me crying like an infant)
Him: how else does one cry?
Me: like a really depressed adult who just curls up in bed and tears dramatically fall from their eyes and they use all their remaining energy to struggle to reach the tissues on the nightstand.
Him: sometimes it's hard to get those tissues when you're looking at the screen and only have one hand free
See what I mean? I'm mourning the death of my blogging career, and my so-called friends ruin my dramatic moment by making references to masturbation.
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